Diet Poems

Diet Poems for you to Feed On

desperate diet poems as a teenager!

One day I woke up with this idea that I wanted a place on the ditch-diets-live-light website where people could share their diet poems. Where they could rage at the futility of yo-yo dieting, let out frustration at their inability to master what is at any rate un-masterable and where they could soak the paper with their tears of relief when they find that non-dieting is the road to freedom. Where they can write poems like this one about stopping dieting and starting living.

And the amazing thing was that when I opened my e.mail that morning their was the first contribution to this page from the wonderful Bev Bancroft (the fabulously wise moderator for our online Mind over Fatter forum). Talk about seeing the law of attraction work instantly! Yeeah!

And here's one I wrote myself about the The Paradoxes of Dieting

So (to borrow some words from one of SARK's great books), get those juicy pens writing on some thirsty paper (or those computer keys a-ticking) and send us your poems.

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Low carb dieting tips
I apologize in advance for not knowing who the blogger is who wrote this - it was one of those things someone copied me with and it was just way tooooo ...

Menopausal Merry-go-Round
I keep a bar of chocolate, in my office drawer uptown,
And all day long I look at it, I never scarf it down.

But then when time has finally come,...

Let's be body friends
The other day I picked up a card that read: "We'll be friends 'til we're senile and then we'll be new friends!" And I couldn't help thinking how much a ...

A Dieters Poem.... Dont quit! Not rated yet
DONT QUIT

When you've eaten too much and you can't write it down,
And you feel like the biggest failure in town.
When you want to give up just ...

A great diet poem Not rated yet
I wanted to share with you these two poems. They were found online and I wish I had who wrote them to give them credit. I hope you enjoy them. I have them ...

My body is going crazy - estrogen weight gain Not rated yet
My body's gone all crazy
and everyone is a noticing - my memory's a wee bit hazy
And neither arem"t because I'm lazy

It's those hormones - no doubt
...

I'm fat Not rated yet
I'm fat, I'm fat
There's no denying that.
I try to fit my clothes
doggone... too tight - time to buy more of those

I'm fat, I'm fat
it's not something ...

God grant me..... Not rated yet
God grant for me this year a
skinny body and
a fat wallet...
and don't get them mixed up
like you did last year

God grant for me this year a
thin ...

I hate my body - I like my body Not rated yet
I hate my body - is a poem I wrote after looking at it in a mirror, and yet at the same time - I like my body when it forces me to realize what an amazing,...

I'm worthy no matter my size Not rated yet
With a disapproving look
That cuts me to the quick
Do you think that the extra fat
Makes my skin thick?

I see the disdain in your eyes
And I feel ...

I needed to get smaller or so I thought... Not rated yet
I needed to get smaller or so I thought
So, rather stupidly: diet jelly was all I ate
And my body got smaller – it’s true
But alas my weight, it continued ...

An ode to Previously Deprived Foods Not rated yet
I'd like to take a little time tonight,
To think about these foods I write,
For the story of them is very sad,
Because - you see - they've been labelled ...

If I had my Life to Live over again Not rated yet
I wrote this poem about the 20 wasted years I spent hating myself and trying to diet myself thinner.

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